I made friends with the makeup chick
opens mail: oh, cool, a payslip/bank statement/tax return/ uni letter/dentist reminder/ train fine/new pizzeria menu. I’ll just chuck this on the floor with the rest of the important paperwork
Hmm, I’m pretty sure I want abs. How do I achieve this with an egg, beer and ciggie diet?
I love my job! I sell comfortable leather footwear to ladies with money then sit inside a fancy chocolate shop to buy my soy flat white! Hehe
Today I will not snooze longer than 40 minutes and make breakfast and go to work just like any employed person!
Courage or decency? I wish I had the courage to:
- Smoke on the train
- Not pay for wine
- Tell parents to make their kid stop wailing
- Tell that guy on the train to stop playing music aloud on the train
- try to smile back nicely if a random pops me a grin instead of do that eye-brow thing
some people don’t need a glass of water to swallow any kind of non-food yet nutritious enough to be edible. can you?